Since the hurricane knocked their powerlines down lets talk bad about them for a couple of days!

Mario is so ugly, when he was born the doctor slapped his dad and said "what were you thinking?"

when boris was hatched, the doctor slapped his dad and said, what were u drinking?

And when Mario was born Pistonwash's daddy got nervous because he looked like him
And
When Boris was born Suckmywake's mother left him at the hosital so Suckmywake's daddy won't know about him.

heh Pistonwash - how's the new roof hanging?

Mario is so old he once rode a wet bike...

Pistonwash is so ugly that when he was born the doctor slapped his mama.

Hey, hey this was supposed to slam the mad Russian and the crazed Cuban. My roof is doing nicely Phil, thanks for asking. It looks great.

Mario knows as much about skis as he does about women!! LMAO!!! I'll leave it at that!

Oh, sorry. I thought it was a free for all!

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Originally posted by pistonwash:
Mario knows as much about skis as he does about women!! LMAO!!! I'll leave it at that!

Yeah well I hope his women's bores aren't as trash as his motors'...

Mario is the ONLY racer I know of that had sponsorship from the 3M Corporation. No mortal could have afforded to put that much duct tape on a STXR!!!

What does Boris need power for?

He surfs online with an abacus.

I hope no one is looting. The first thing they they would be after is that sweet Caddy he owns.

Now seriously, anybody has news?

If Mario comes by here I'll let him jump on the forums real quick. Better get your licks in now!!!!

talk to mario last night ,ok still no power maybe end of week/he working on his ski in day time,seem he may have problem with engine(water damage one cylinder & index pin for rings may have falling out on other)

later cdpcb

When Boris goes to the circus even the freaks say
"****! that boy is ugly"

Got the power on last night(as usual the last street in the area to get power back).
No water damage, slight wind damege and that is it.

I didn't know you guys cared

Boris..glad to see you made it through ok. We were just tryin' to kick you guys while you were down..

Mario has been so bored, He not only talks to himself, he answers himself.

Hope ya'll did'nt get too much damage..good to see you back.

ok guys, first of all I aint Cuban....talk about insults secondly I can take an insult, but dont make me out to be related to pistonwash pleeeese. That would mean I'd know even less about tuning a waverunner!!!!

Oh btw, I'm actually paying Kinko's to read this crap

Guys I am glad to see you made it ok...

Well at least as ok as you were before Wilma...