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Ok, so I'm at the gas station filling up my GPR, and this guy (on a bicycle) asks me how much I paid for it. I told him I bought it as a new 2002 model, and paid around $7200. He says his cost $12,000. Here's the rest of the conversation:

me: Wow, that's expensive. Why did you pay so much?

him: Well, I got the optional nitro-boost on it.

me: Oh really? What's that? (cringing, because I know what he's about to say)

him: You know, that stuff just like in Fast and Furious. "Noz".

me: Does it really make a difference?

him: Oh yeah, man. It gives me like an extra 40 mph over your stock boat.

me: Wow, dude. My boat does 90, so yours goes about 130?

him: Oh yeah, man. 130, all day long.

me: That sucks.

him: What, the "Noz" sucks?

me: No, you suck and your boat sucks. Go kill yourself.

I've never laughed so hard in my life! Will this crappy F&F trend ever end?!!!
 
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HAHA, was gettting ready to goto work read that ... thats too funny thanks for the laugh before I left.. Great! LOL what next gopeds with NoZ..
 
Posts: 688 | Location: Tulsa OK | Registered: April 26, 2003Edit or Delete MessageReport This Post
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I've never heard a credible racer or tuner call it NOZ. I've heard bottle, juice and laughing gas but never noz. I guess whoever wrote fast and furious couldn't figure out that nos is an acronym for Nitrous Oxide Systems LMAO at that dude at the gas station.
 
Posts: 131 | Location: California | Registered: October 01, 2002Edit or Delete MessageReport This Post
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Originally posted by Clint Odell:
HAHA, was gettting ready to goto work read that ... thats too funny thanks for the laugh before I left.. Great! LOL what next gopeds with NoZ..

You should not have said that... I picked up a video clip a few weeks back and posted in the general forum.

Ill do you the favor...

Goped NOS
 
Posts: 268 | Location: Ft Lauderdale, FL, USA | Registered: March 07, 2001Edit or Delete MessageReport This Post
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LOL TO FUNNY!! [Big Grin] [Big Grin]
 
Posts: 298 | Location: Sunny Fla. | Registered: December 05, 2002Edit or Delete MessageReport This Post
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i started a post about something like this not even a week ago. It was the same thing, only with cars. I had just seen 2Fast2Furious that night, and thats wat got me fired up. I was talkin about "cheap imitations". And the kids that drive them. And it just makes me mad wen u see a kid that has a civic with a muffler and a wing saying his car can take a 454 Camaro. That was actually said to me.

Anyway, i started getting flamed on that thread so i just deleted it. I did say "american muscle will always dominate" which i take back. I just dont like the trash talk towards american cars.

wow, i just turned this post into something it was not intended to be
 
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Did he have a hitch on the back of that 10 speed?

[ 06-10-2003, 11:05 PM: Message edited by: Gary Q ]
 
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A little off the topic... but I figure I would share... (I realize this thread is begin to track off into the general forum... please excuse)

Introducing Bubb Rubb and Lil Sis; whistle tips. Watch out!

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Posts: 268 | Location: Ft Lauderdale, FL, USA | Registered: March 07, 2001Edit or Delete MessageReport This Post
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All of these little punk wannabe kids nowadays are getting a little ridiculous. All they have to do is put a coffee can and a fart pipe on the back of their Civic or Integra and the thing can magically beat anything out there.

I couldn't count the number of times Fullboogie and I completely smoked these little punks in our cars (American, and yes, modified). Now when one of them pull up to the side and rev the fart pipe we just laugh. It's just a waste of time and gas. It's also definitely not worth the ticket.

Your right CaliGPR, no gear head has ever said, "NoZ dude", just all the wannabes when that movie came out.
 
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I just watched that video of yours, amoney, and I pray that doesn't come to Houston.

And for you guys who think a muffler makes your Civic fast, please, please, please get in touch with me if you live in Houston. Cajundude and I have something to teach you about american iron.

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Cajundude, thats exactly wat i was saying. About the imitation cars. the kids know jack sh!t but for some reason think the car can go up against a vette or something. Watever, there are some fast imports, but they r outnumberd by the "slow" ones
 
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Originally posted by fullboogie:
I just watched that video of yours, amoney, and I pray that doesn't come to Houston.

And for you guys who think a muffler makes your Civic fast, please, please, please get in touch with me if you live in Houston. Cajundude and I have something to teach you about american iron.

Dont worry... I believe its an old clip... its made its hallmark on the world wide web. I was rolling whne I saw it... the news station must have been too... did you see them almost wipe out on live camera at the end, trying to show off something that didnt even work.

I havent seen either movie... just caught the end of the first and have seen extended preview clips of the second... gotta say its pretty boring, just silence and just engine rev racing... I have a better time entertaining myself with the playstation.
 
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There is only one fast 4 banger here in the Houston area, and thats my brothers Celica Alltrac. I think he could of bought 2 vettes for the price of this car. Came in 2nd place in the Vegas car show too. My brothers 4 banger webage
Mick
 
Posts: 1244 | Location: Houston-Galveston, Texas | Registered: August 22, 2001Edit or Delete MessageReport This Post
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I guess whoever wrote fast and furious couldn't figure out that nos is an acronym for Nitrous Oxide Systems
NOS is what old people call it NoZ is what the kids call it, Its lingo... [Big Grin]
 
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